I want to preface this with: My mom shopped at WalMart. For many Americans WalMart is the only local place they can get what they need for their families and homes. I understand that.
However, I hate WalMart for their rapacious business practices and the way they treat their employees. I feel so sorry for their employees. What Hell that must be.
So I get an email from PayPal saying “Congratulations you have $5 dollars to spend at WalMart”
and I’m like
DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGERS FUCK YOU I LIVE IN SEATTLE GIVE ME A STARBUCKS CARD YOU MORONS